[partai-keadilan] :Retired husband.. JOKE

 

*Retired husband*

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After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Target.****** <http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

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Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves
to browse.**** <http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

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Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:*
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Dear Mrs. Harris,****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

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Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our
store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of
you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are
listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras:****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

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1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't
looking.****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

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2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.**** <http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

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3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

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4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to
leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that
in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time
and costing the company
money.****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

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5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on
layaway.**** <http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

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6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

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7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department to which twenty children
obliged.****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

** ** <http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and
screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were
called.****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

** ** <http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his
nose.****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

** ** <http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants
were.****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

** ** <http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the ' Mission Impossible'
theme.****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

** ** <http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by
using different sizes of
funnels.****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

** ** <http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK
ME!'****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

** ** <http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES
AGAIN!'****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

** ** <http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

And last, but not
least:****<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

** ** <http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One
of the<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apun-ka-web/225332907528659>clerks
passed out.
****

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